It's a good thing these men have money, fame, and some kind of talent.
1. Jay Z
You’d think homely boy Jay-Z would want the world to know about his sweet courtship with wife and dazzling beauty Beyonce, or at least brag about his reported dalliances with Rosario Dawson, Foxy Brown and Shenelle Scott, but he’s the master of keeping his love life on the DL. Very classy.
2. David Spade
A great sense of humor always tops the list of qualities we love in men, so either David Spade has a brilliant publicist, or he really is a funny guy. How else can we explain his highly reported canoodlings with Jennifer Aniston, Nicolette Sheriden, Lara Flynn Boyle, Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear and a whole slew of models?
3. Marc Anthony
Latin crooner Marc Anthony looks like the grownup version of the kid who got beat up on the playground -- not exactly the type you’d expect Jennifer Lopez or international beauty queen Dayanara Torres to wed.
4. Dax Shepard
No, it’s not the best Punk’d of all time. Dax Shepard really did have a short-lived fling with Kate Hudson, and is currently dating Kristen Bell
5. Jerry Ferrara
If he’s as sweet and doting off-screen as he is on, we can turn a blind eye to ugly duckling Jerry “Turtle” Ferrara’s reported real-life romance with his “Entourage” co-star Jamie Lynn Sigler.
6. Marilyn Manson
Whether he’s painted up like a bad Picasso or sporting his everyday, Quiz Bowl geek look, Marilyn Manson’s love life is a constant shocker. His morgue chic attracted the attentions of burlesque queen Dita Von Teese, supernaturally sexy ex-fiance Rose McGowan, and Evan Rachel Wood.
7. Jack White
Pasty, spooky White Stripes frontman Jack White shows a penchant for pale-faced waifs, from his wife, model Karen Elson, to his relationships with Renee Zellwegger and Marcie Bolan of The Von Bondies.
8. Kid Rock
Bad boys always get the girl, but that still doesn’t explain how this beer-swilling, trailer park poster child landed Pamela Anderson, Jamie King, Sheryl Crow or Jamie Pressly.
9. Ben Stiller
Funnyman Ben Stiller might be small enough to fit in your back pocket, but that hasn’t stopped him from marrying pretty Christine Taylor or dating Calista Flockhart, Janeane Garofalo, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Amanda Peet or Claire Forlani.
10. Jack Nicholson
Without fame and fortune, the godfather of celebrity panty hounds -- Jack Nicholson -- would just seem like someone’s pervy uncle. But there’s a long list of gorgeous ladies who’ve fallen for his devilish grin, including Jessica Lange, Angelica Huston, Michelle Phillips, Lara Flynn Boyle, Candice Bergen and Jill St. John.
11. Pete Doherty
How perpetual train wreck Pete Doherty, of blazing cold sore and Crisco hair fame, bagged lovelies like Kate Moss, Canadian model Irina Lazareanu and Lindi Hingston will always be a mystery.
12. Salman Rushdie
Clearly a case of beauty and the beast: prize-winning author and fatwa-shadowed Salman Rushdie and ex-wife/model/Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi.
16. Cisco Adler
Please, someone explain to us what magical powers former Whitestarr frontman and notorious exhibitionist Cisco Adler used to woo Kimberly Stewart, Lauren Conrad and Paris Hilton.
17 .Jerry Seinfeld
Dorky laugh man Jerry Seinfeld and gorgeous wife Jessica are an odd couple on the eyes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
16. Tommy Mottola
Music industry powerhouse Tommy Mottola married two songbirds: Mariah Carey (former) and Thalia (current).
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